I Will Hang Your Art and Make it Look Good.
Did you know that art should never be “eyeballed?” Did you know that 98 percent of my friends hang their art too high (yes, it’s usually the husband’s fault), and that I sometimes have to sneak into their homes to rearrange their art so that I don’t go insane? Don’t let this be you! For a very economical consultation fee, I can come out and give you an estimate for hanging your artwork well and properly. I provide strong and unobtrusive hardware, and I usually even keep my opinions about your taste in art to myself!
Frequently asked questions:
Probably not, unless I really like you. But even then, probably not.
Yes, for an upcharge, but it’s my specialty, so you should really consider it.